Screw the Equinox this is How You Know Its Spring....It’s not really Spring until the cars can return.

There was a brief period where the Internet had yet to adequately catalog things like this and I had begun to think that I had imagined this sketch.

Well, maybe not all parts of it. 

Every now and then I think of driving a motorcycle, and then I read things like “I almost died because I was leaning slightly too far back when I accelerated”

I know he said it wasn’t a wheelie, but... it was a wheelie. Don’t do wheelies at highway speeds and you shouldn’t have to worry about a tank slapper like this. Don’t be your own idiot when there are plenty of idiots around you to worry about.

Maybe if I drove a Tesla I’d understand better, but I really struggle to understand how we’re going to get through this intermediate period before cars can truly drive themselves.

Jordan Sargent predicted today back in 2015.

Mac from Always Sunny has more realistic fantasies about disarming a gunman.

“I really believe I’d run in there even if I didn’t have a weapon.”

I cannot wait to read the Deadspin letters this post triggers.

I own a coin-op business and this “fishing” exploit is actually quite common. Well, it *used* to be quite common. Modern bill changers are very good at detecting the reflection from the laminate and also detecting a non-standard level of friction (detecting small anomalies in the speeds of the intake rollers, kind of…

Considering he’s cancelled every last one of them, more than likely it’s the dirtiest car in the state.

Things that are likely to kill Trump should he ever run into an active shooter situation:

How can you tell you’re seeing the most careful Hayabusa rider of all time? — He’s wearing jeans and sneakers, rather than shorts and flip-flops.

Remote trainers help you reinforce the behaviors you want from motorcyclists, such as staying in their lane. They also let you correct speeding, rev-limiter bouncing, and other unwanted behaviors. When you push a button on the handheld remote, your motorcyclist will receive a stimulation from his electronic…

The comedy of it all is claiming that the 25-year exemption for emissions and safety regulations is to keep unsafe, “dirty” cars out.

I don't know about you, but chocolate milk is DELICIOUS.

I genuinely want to know what the point is of using weird brands in one's paint scheme. A branded donk exists for everything it seems, I've seen one for Huggies diapers and Pepto Bismol. I know I'm missing something here but there is no logical reason outisde of corporate sponsorship as to why these brands would ever…