Why are all of you 3-4 TP Square people coming out of the woodwork today?! Never in my life have I used that little to wipe. Fucking insane clown show here today!

Later he gets the rebound. Passes it to the man. Shoots it. And boom goes the dynamite.

You expect me to believe that a man who would punch a woman would also make a gay slur?

But the least favorite ice cream flavor was bad at email, so I’ll take the waffle cone of bloody diarrhea because that’ll prove a point.

We could refuse to vote for any objectively shitty candidate.

“She thought Mindy lived with Mark.”

“Ultrasuede is a miracle, this is just good timing.” is one of my all-time favorite The Simpsons lines.

I hear where you’re coming from but I don’t quite agree.

This may be the best 1-2 punch in the history of the show.

This issue I have with this episode is that Homer, for maybe the first time in the series, comes across as downright hateful and mean (Flanders excluded) instead of just a dolt that doesn’t understand things and misplaces his anger.  I think they could have had the same effect without Homer coming across as such a…

The ludicrously tragic?

Name George W. Bush’s speechwriter. Do it now. Since they are all public figures, you should be able to.

Getting slapped down by Ted Cruz wasn’t enough for you guys? You have to go after Simmons too?

certainly Favreau/Pfeiffer/Vietor’s roles in the White House were monumentally more important than what they did for The Ringer but I don’t think you can argue their celebrity hasn’t been significantly enhanced by their podcast, which seems to be point Simmons is making. it’s probably the only non-terrible point he…

snark all you want but I thought for the first podcast Simmons had hired the director of Iron Man to do a political podcast. Maybe its my own ignorance, but I think you have to follow politics very closely to know speechwriters let alone call them a star.

Say what you want about Bill Simmons, but he is at least out there trying to create (relatively) independent worthwhile content. I love Deadspin, but its fascination with shitting on Bill Simmons is off-putting.

Not sure. Was there a dick?

Americans are so precious, and this Drew rant to open the Jambaroo is emblematic of it. Oh my God the sky is falling, life has never ever been this miserable for people anywhere ever!!!!!! Ask some Native Americans how the arc of history has been working out for them under “sane” Presidents of the United States. Or…

The one where he looks like neapolitan ice cream?

I’m enough of a word nerd I sometimes remember exactly where I learned a particular word. I learned “obstreperous” when I read Catch 22 the summer I turned 15. That was also the summer I used “obstreperous” at every opportunity—in telling off my parents, when bullshitting with teammates on baseball bus rides, placing…