And he almost committed to play basketball at Gonzaga before deciding to play football at Arizona St. Good decision though I think, he really wanted to live life to it’s fullest.

What the hell is a meat raffle?

They cant print that!

Lord Palmerston!!

Alright I respect you’re American Hustle take, carry on.

This is one of those “This good thing is actually bad” takes mentioned above.

Damn whats your diet like? I eat pretty healthy but for some reason I’m wiping as many as like 6 or 7 times. Today after lunch I think I set a new record for most wipes in one sitting..

And now they’re all queer

During high school, I played junior hockey and still hold two league records: most time spent in the penalty box; and I was the only guy to ever take off his helmet and try to bludgeon somebody.

pffft Pitt the Elder

Can’t believe I’m going to argue about this but... That story in no way contradicts what was said Tuesday. The writer of this story never claimed to have diarrhea at any point during camp, he just said the bathroom in their bunk was destroyed and that he was just going to try and hold his shit the whole 5 days. But…

Then all he needs is some HOT ICE! Its the best of both worlds!

If they haven’t figured out which candidate sucks more by now, then uninformed moron is probably the correct description.