Um, Tesla is domestic.

Sounds like Tarvish just bought a rotary to fix up.

Toyota bought a new house in a new suburb where all the streets have the same name because ‘you get more for your money’ then spends nearly two hours a day driving to and from work.

Toyota thought the dish where you used fresh ground pepper and chopped onions was spicy.

Toyota’s favorite snack is unsalted unbuttered popcorn.

Toyota thinks Creed is “pretty heavy”

Toyota can’t believe how much money you spent on that trip, do you know how much interest you could have gotten if you kept the amount in a tax free savings account?

Toyota never actually laughs just says “that’s funny”

Toyota goes to the game but leaves 5 minutes before it ends to beat the traffic.

Toyota goes to the all you can eat sushi place and orders a steak.

Oh God it would’ve been hilarious. Huge mistake not getting an Aussie flag.

I know you were trying to make things better with the video, but imagine the response if you had been holding the Australian Flag instead

Hahahahahahhaha

Saw one at a Harbor Freight last time I was down there.

Bet you're fun at parties.

“After he died in 2012, I had my mom and grandma send me his copy of Mario Kart 64, and occasionally I’ll pop it in to race one of his ghosts. All these years later, and I still can’t beat him.”

Shhh. Patience. The Alabama Glue Horse is a long con, Doug.

I’ve named him Eldridge. I name them all. For instance I would name you Herbert.

Hey, go fuck yourself.