I can’t even put into words how wrong I think you are.

you're whats wrong with this country

He meant to say he has 30 levels of dampening in the panties of all four of his sluts.

For your next article:

Still better than 30 levels of moistening...

I think of stanced cars like someone bought a perfectly good white dress shirt and decided they wanted a tan one so they decided to dye it with their own feces. Now it's tan, it stinks and most people are embarrassed to be seen with you except other people that enjoy dying their clothes with feces.

Still maintaining

I maintain my claim

Hey man, if he wants to adjust all four struts to 30 levels of wetness that’s none of our business.

How I feel after reading this:

Is this a 2016 STI review or an errant CarDomain post?

This sounds like an excuse to talk about your car. “I have to review the 2016 STi, but bro heres my stanced, bagged, fart canned Baja, yo”

Please take my belly-laugh as a sign of admiration and appreciation of a kindred spirit’s efforts.

counterpoint:

Not gonna lie, I scrolled through the article just to see what comments are going to be made about this thing. Looks like I was a bit early.

Ice Cube: “Maybe we should have put a slave in Staight Outta Compton.” 5:00 mark.

You’re obviously talking about the fact that he was driving a ‘96 corolla...

Nice try!

SLOTH LOVE ANDREW

White people who compare mild to moderate situations/annoyances to MLK’s struggle are the fucking worst.