Makes sense. The higher the journalistic integrity, the higher the price.

You almost had me? You never had your car!

I’m still getting reply-alls from the CBS NCAA Deadspin tourney. This was a week ago.

The only thing interesting about this story is that I remember hearing Jay say “I never sell anything” in one of his interviews. The vastness of his collection is evidence that’s true...

As its name suggests, it has a 4.0-liter V8 under its hood for the first time ever.

You mean like this, but a 400, right?

Bad idea referencing the stock market today, amirite?!

What I learned from this experience is simple: most pickup truck owners don’t care what they need. They care only what they want.

Freaking laughed audibly at this

Buyer: Yes, is this the Toyota Lexus dealership? I want to order a bright red predator face with a dog dookie interior for $100k please.

“Oh dearest Doug, I chortled so exhaustively at your most recent quip that I sprayed Capri Sun all about my parent’s basement... I mean, office, co-workers noticed. I know people”

Careful. The guys who regularly slob DeMuro’s knob in the comments will find you.

We who work at VW stores have a term for people who try to buy a GTI with Performance Package for around 20k.

%25 off of the price of a new, highly in demand VW?? You’re on crack. People were astonished that I got %10 off of a MK6 Golf R and a MK7 TDI.

How do you figure that you can get a new GTI with the performance pack for $20k when you can’t even get a pre-owned 2015 for that? Do you do any research before you go shopping? $25k new would be a great deal on a GTI like that.

Except this suit is totally warranted.

Good job! It’s the Opel Insignia I mentioned a few times in the article, which the Buick is based off of. I even described the image at the bottom of the post!

“Cat” is probably all it really needs

You guys completely botched the story behind Salton Sea and Bombay Beach: