You'd be hard-pressed to find anything that enlivens the spirit like that first movement of the Pastoral symphony.

Iron Maiden has legions of adoring fans. Just because they aren't on the MTV awards doesn't mean they haven't been around producing vital material.

Appropriating Nazi imagery is one of Slayer's things. See the song "Angel of Death", which gruesomely details the work of Nazi-doctor Josef Mengele.

Do you realize that not everyone who might decorate their home with Chinese things actively took part in Opium Wars. Holding an entire civilization of people responsible for what some British business leaders enacted is pretty racist, dude.

What would the planet of the apes do with a guitar anyway? This plot makes no sense.