A shorter run than even MS Bob? Wow, that's high on the fail scale, even for Microsoft.

Yeah, there's that, or you could just put iOS4 on it, jailbreak it, unlock it, and ebay it for a ridiculous amount of money.

My ears are in T-Pain.

@octasquid:

So everything that I suspect, hope, fear, and wish for will happen?

@iDestroySteveJobsWithChocolate: It looks like the perp . . . just . . .

@Pretzels: Officer, I'm just glad you finally . . . get the picture.

@Ectro: Being too OCD to not put a screen protector on FTL.

@trexchard: So it was the first iPhone that had that paper-thin one? That thing was awful.

No microfiber cloth? BOO!

@flammablewater: What I remember about Legos? Calling them Legos. Insisting that everyone call them Lego plural makes you sound like a preening, pretentious loser who takes these things way too seriously.

My wife's "July 2nd" iPhone is slated to be here tomorrow at 10:30. It's currently in Anchorage. Mine, which was ordered at the same time, and which shipped first, is still in Lankau island, HK, and is slated for the 24th. :-\

@seriously, saycarramrod: No, that Erica doesn't write actual facts about the iPhone because of the NDA surrounding iPhone development, limiting her ability to write about the iPhone to complaining about the NDA, and sometimes blathering about how it's better to have a Verizon Mifi and iPod Touch than an iPhone.

I thought it was a GSM-packing tampon that tweeted your flow. Or updated your facebook.

Temporarily 50% off, soon to be 100% off.

Interesting, considering how fast the Nexus One is, and it only has 256 MB of it's ram enabled. This thing should blaze.

Wow the eyes were a little crazy on the first one. I'm just a little scared.

@sambone: South Florida sunsets can be pretty smogtastic.

LA people will crucify me for saying this, but as cities go, LA's skyline has to be one of the least attractive.

Did the monkey fling iPoo at you?