Meanwhile, Aron Jóhannsson sits in a corner somewhere, shaking back and forth and softly weeping.

Thankfully we’ve taken the necessary steps to cap-tie Chris Wondolowski numerous times just to fully insure he doesn’t get away from the USMNT.

The guy lives and works in the country and obviously has deep cultural and family ties. I don’t see it as much of a surprise. Plus being on the National team has much more prestige in Mexico than it does here. Best of luck to him :)

Yeesh. Feels very Nightcrawler-y.

“hello the owner of this phone Courtney. I am buying an iPad.”

It would be odd to say that she “appears unharmed,” if in fact she was drugged and assaulted.

Right? Why is this video a thing?

Non story. The only reason she was spotted under a highway underpass was simply because she was trying to get an interview with Johnny Manziel.

Dear Lord in heaven. I give you this star for bringing us a Star.

I’m sure he didn’t mean to hurt your felines

Incognito was suspended in 2013 and went unsigned in 2014

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This actually reminds me of a funny jaguar joke:

The Jags now have more Playoff wins in the last decade than the Lions have had during the entire Super Bowl era.
Though my love of the Good Place means I can’t even be angry about this.

Jaguars top fan remembers where she was...a couple minutes from the beach.

He was just trying to pronounce “Ngakoue.”

I’m sure there were some very fine people on both sides of the line of scrimmage.

Man, this guy can’t even live up to his name. Using racial slurs is the easiest way to draw people’s attention to your identity.