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I have adopted the Jags this post season for Jason.

“How do you know this?”

Fuck it. I say we go out and tailgate in Orchard Park next weekend anyway. We are the Free Folk, and we will not be told when our season is over by some lickspittle kneeler from below the Wall.

I wish every article that references the NFL’s ratings drop would also reference where it’s dropping from. The NFL accounted for something like 45 of the 50 most watched sports events from 2017.

The table isn’t on fire and he’s not chugging Fireball out of a bowling ball. Epic fail Cowher.

That is the UCF 2017 Undefeated National Champions that went 13-0 and beat the team that beat both of the teams in the BCS Bowl, thank you very much.

And yet Clay Travis and people of his ilk and his followers will blame the drop in ratings on the players’ kneeling, which brings me to this...

Jags! Bills! Feel the intensi—zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

The AFC playoff games next week are going to be NE/Tennessee and Pittsburgh/Jacksonville. This feels like a really low bar for those games to be surprisingly entertaining.

This Blake Bortles’ win is the best thing to come out of UCF since Daunte Cul...what? Undefeated? Really? Really?!

1st down and goal at the 1 with McCoy and you throw the ball 🙄🙄🔨🔨🔨🔨

Definitely the game we deserved

I dunno, after reading countless tales of stadium bathroom-related horror on this very website I’m pretty sure your typical NFL fan is losing the battle against incontinence.

A frustrating end to the season for the table geniuses of Bills Mafia. So long friends.

it was not the game we needed but probably the game we deserved

Tom Brady wishes he could lead like that 

Everytime someone uses the term “Quack Trainer” all I can think about is the lack of respect shown to those who make their living doing the near impossible task of training ducks.