In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

He’s not comparing. No one is downplaying your precious little rivalry, relax.

A Real Schiano Man if ever there was one.

+1 for the use of “enema nozzle”

He’s an Owl now; I believe he’s just cultivating plumage.

+2

Yep, in a meaningless exhibition game being watched by hundreds, Kiffen goes for two in a game long out of reach for the opponent. He sure showed them.

I wish I had a witty retort but I got Zips.

Unlike the prom queen from my high school, getting fat did not make him humble.

Lane Kiffin got fat.

A couple of hockey classics, + a bonus football call:
You can’t do that:

Nice. I half-expected him to yell “FINISH HIM!!!”

Wes is a treasure. It’s as if Ed Hoculi officiated hockey and was not a huge preening jackass.

Please have him email me and tell me what the alloys are before I perish.

Alright so I can add something here. I don’t wanna sell it as the juiciest thing, but:

There is reaction video to him watching Roethlisberger throw on the fake spike, and it’s kinda beautiful.

Even worse was Bell getting tackled in bounds on second down, which led to the Steelers panicking and losing their minds on the next play call.

Unless you’re a Pats fan (in which case, fuck you) there’s no reason not to be cheering for the Steelers in this spot.

Tony Dungy put it best after the game.

The only circumstance under which I’m okay with the Patriots eking out a win is if it’s the Steelers on the losing end, so this is fine. I got a nice hit of dopamine from Mike Tomlin’s reaction to the overturned call.