Yeah, maybe after 9/11, where everybody got so sensitive. Thanks a lot, Bin Laden.

Can the seahawks trade for him, we need a kicker.

That’s an impact driver.

I feel like knowingly passing off a fake $20 isn’t really worth the risk.

Unless it requires a social it’s probably not illegal. Breach of contract—maybe. Illegal—probably not.

I’m pretty sure the person who previously lived in my house has done just that. Is it kinda annoying? Sure. But it doesn’t seem illegal.

Behind the Blogs needs to be a weekly installment.

You’d be amazed how good and common fake bills are these days. I’d guess I’ve accepted $1000 in the last 2 years alone. Twenties mostly. And they are GOOD. I’d say more than half it was the bank picking up on it and not me, so I can’t really blame the staff either. Here’s a tip, if you somehow end up with a fake,…

Luckily store security doggedly pursued him

He used a fake bill?

So obviously the fake money is an issue, but is using an alias for the rewards card really a crime? Seems no different than typing random letters for some online account like an email or a twitter.

Somewhere, Tim is pressing the button under his desk.

Behind the blogs:

PFTCommentor is the voice of reason...while still entirely being in character. 2017 is so fucking weird

the vibrator was not about sex

To be fair to him, I am not thinking about sex now, just a person using a vibrator on themselves. Although, I’m not sure he is breaking it out to the semantic level that I am.

Can’t make this stuff up.

$169 (nice) is way too much to pay for a vibrator for a coworker. I usually go with something cheaper.