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I mean, the schlub at the bottom used her truck for a Lowe’s run. He deserved to be fired.

It’s absolutely star wars. Where the hell did all of these spinning one man fighter ships come from, oh that’s right, the imperial cruiser.

And so, the parallels between Michael Burnham and Clara Oswald are complete: the super-special woman retconned into the heart of everything important in their respective universes, who everyone they meet loves without any good reason, does something so very super-special that they have to be removed from all thought

Yeah, this was Kurtzman’s big solution, after telling everyone for months “Be patient, guys! Everything will make sense after the finale! Canon will be fixed!”

This just reinforced may thought that Star Trek has been turned into Star Wars since JJ’s 2009 reboot. More emphasis on shiny things than actual plot,character development, or even tackling big ideas.

More observations:

So I guess Discovery is a superhero show. The main character has to put on an Iron Man armor to save the galaxy from an emotionless cold calculating AI that likes to give super villain monologues.

so...all they needed was a magnet? none of the geniuses in Starfleet could figure out what jesse pinkman figured out? 

also, control is “neutralized” BEFORE they travel to the future which I guess is good, could cause if they went to the future with control on board discovery, that would also defeat the point of the

The damage, such as it is, is done. The retool solves nothing. Great, now we can have the same crappy show, but with “tighter spandex and smaller tricorders,” to quote Rick Berman. This isn’t a perfect solution because it solves none of Discovery’s most dire problems.

Fourteen months later, and here I have the exact same reaction to Discovery’s season-ending anti-cliffhanger. What the hell was that?

They literally Armin Tamzarian’d the Discovery, the spore drive and Michael!

Imagine saying something so confidently and being so wrong.  You should head to a muni course on the weekend some time.

Let’s be fair and go back to the original shows, they all had their stinkers with Voyager going “Hold my beer ...” on that subject.

At this point the only option is to wipe it from the timeline via time travel shenanigans, but that still doesn’t make your show good. Just even more pointless.

HOW DARE YOU!!!!!

Yes, because a limited production supercar hand built in its own dedicated factory is so comparable to a mass market Neon or whatever....

Then we shall have to agree to disagree, Sir.

Remind me how do we know they already exist at this time? I know some First Contact survivors were on Enterprise but I forget how it ended.

The two main problems I had with this week were first, not blowing the S31 ship straight to hell once they figured out it was the trojan horse it was (i.e., beam out Tyler - yeah I know everyone hates him, myself included, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ - then, kaboom), then (along with everyone else), going “please don’t be the Borg,