My buddies and I rode in on 70s Jap bikes (and then broke down) in a tiny town in Kansas in 2008 with NY plates. First local we met was this grizzled tattooed up guy who drove by in an old Dakota, then threw it in reverse (we were getting a bit antsy not gonna lie), then said “holy shit you boys rode those all the way…

We’re an interracial gay couple, and folks in Nebraska and Kansas were beyond hospitable to us when we drove through (same for pretty much anywhere we’ve been in the U.S.).

Sorry, but am I the only one who came here hoping for actual notes on driving across America instead of a crap article on why the author had a panic attack in Nebraska? Pretty sure you could have probably even gotten a series of articles about the trip published here. 

Erik, get well. Talk to someone, preferably a professional.

No wonder you almost had a nervous breakdown. It must have been horrifying to encounter people that aren’t like you.

Dude - seriously, I am worried about you. Get some professional counselling, you need help. Panic attacks from having to go to the bathroom are not normal.

It’s going to be ok, I promise. The people outside the city are not out to get you.

Is this really a thing, or something that coastal liberals tell their kids to scare them at night about the middle of the country?

Pretty sure once you start sending certain ethic groups to “re-education” camps blindfolded where they are subjected to numerous injustices and likely have their organs harvested, while implementing a social credit system that punishes those who step out of line politically, kidnap someone who stands against the…

Hilarious you’re calling the Chinese Socialists? Is that a joke? I can’t tell. What do you think that word means?

Will probably get fired for attempting to intervene in a dangerous situation.

Here’s a novel concept for modern America: How about we accept that someone who does something nice at one point might have also done something bad at a different point. One act doesn’t void the other but it does create a more nuanced narrative.  

This story is bigger in Central Iowa today than the impeachment story. I’m not even fucking kidding.

So after decades of defending itself without carriers, how did this happen? The one-word answer:

The most underrated band of the ‘90s was Poop Towel.

I’VE NEVER WON ANYTHING LET ME HAVE THIS

Anyone else remember on Old New Top Gear when they tried to make this faster around a track than an EVO X?? Idk what shit I was on as a kid but seeing this again makes me question how they thought it would even be close 

i always called it the renault assvantime

65% of Charger fans have at one point lived in Philip Rivers’ ballsack.