+1 guillotine 

Happy Bastille Day, everyone!

“But seriously, if you were going to be around Ron Jeremy, wouldn’t you assume that I’d be a little bit touchy feely?” he said. “Yes. This is what I do for a living.”

I swear, the amount of dipshit conservatives who are suddenly fans of antifa socialist George Orwell has really spiked in the past few days.

In July 1932, the Nazis won the largest plurality (32 percent) in German parliament but had other parties formed a coalition, they could have held back the Nazis. But the other parties didn’t: they were obsessed with infighting over smaller differences and failed to see the larger, existential threat. This is that…

Shocked to see Chris D’Elia has been accused of being a comedian.

Thank you. I cheated, but it was still amazing.

Every so often, I like to have a “woah, man” moment. Usually, it can take hours of watching documentaries about space and physics (yes, even while sober) to get to the mind-blowing moment.

and after 9 years you hear,”Please stay on the line, your call is important to us.”  oooo I’d be so steamed!!

Pray that there’s intelligent life somewhere up in space, cause there bugger all down here on Earth!

As I was typing that comment, I have to admit I became slightly envious of the ficticious people living in another star system and 4.3 years in the past.

I don’t get what they are so upset about. NASCAR is still going to use one of the confederate flags to signal the last lap of the race, just like they have always done...

The US always honors their deals*!

Oh, are we honoring hundred year old government agreements with the people?!

Defunding the police has nothing to do with getting rid of the police, it is about redirecting funding and making the police more accessible. It has already been done successfully in the US:

I’m not saying that all lives don’t matter. They do. But in order for this to be true, Black lives need to be treated equally with others, which they are currently not.

It’s a fair point, but I can also see ALM being used completely innocently, as if to say “remember, too, that we should all value every life.”

Did you read the f*cking article? Get out of here with that bullshit.