But you know what would REALLY REALLLLLY piss off DT? Have an entire episode with Alec Baldwin hosting and doing skits, and have NO mention of Trump at all. It would KILL him. He would be incoherent with rage.

A used airbag lasts 10 years? I’m not sure that’s right.

This, however is Normal:

“You cant play chess with a pidgeon.

Listen, we can’t jump on Brady about this right now. He’s trying to get ready to win another super bowl. Go Pats! Besides, we shouldn’t jump on the Trump supporters that are regretting their decision, which he most likely is. They are the ones that are coming around and have the self reflection to realize that…

Trump gives hat to Kraft at charity event, for Brady. Kraft had someone put it in his locker. Media enters, Brady makes a joke about putting green on the white house lawn. People faint, lefties scream, media-types rend their garments and tear their hair out. Brady ignores it all, remains secure in who he is, feels no…

and you can’t organize that without a union. expecting everyone to do it individually is stupid.

By not being organized, they are at the mercy of market forces. The reason collective action works is because it’s collective. If Sally decides to turn off Uber, she has no idea what Bob is going to do. If Bob decides to work, Uber doesn’t care what Sally did because it gets the job done and Sally is just out of a…

I’m placing blame on people who went into the election knowing who Donald Trump was and what was at risk but were butthurt over Hillary getting the nod or some other bullshit and cast a “protest vote” or didn’t vote at all, which helped get us to where we are today.m

BUT HER EMAILS! Right Bernie Bros and Stein-heads. You can all go burn in hell for the part you played in making this nightmare a reality, fuck all of you.

Too bad someone didn’t give him a Third Reich in the kisser.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

Wow, how did that kid get ahold of Trump’s speech?!

I would rather get my pubes stuck in a 10,000 RPM electric grinding wheel, again.

Wait...for decades of combustion-powered automobiles, 0-60 times were everything. It’s the primary stat the entire automotive publishing industry was built upon. But with battery-powered cars we’re now suddenly not supposed to care?

I’ll only believe it’s a Hitchhiker’s Guide reference if there was a bowl of petunias somewhere nearby.

While still ignorant enough to designate a day of remembrance for Lee and Jackson, at least Virginia had the decency to separate that day from Dr. King’s.

Are you also basically admitting that you at least one time had to do a really difficult poo at your friend's house?