Hey, that’s my ringtone. Besides, how else are we supposed to know if something is ominous and spooky? Under-lighting someone’s face only goes so far.

Move over bagpipes.  We have a new winner.

What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Ironic.

I can think of no better motivation to get back on top of a rocket and shoot myself back in to space than some Florida boat people flying trump 2020 flags way too close. It’s like coming home after a nice long vacation to see all your plants are dead and your neighbors have installed a cell tower in their backyard.

What about Ted 2?

You can not fly with an O2 tank at all. No pressurized O2 is allowed on flights in the US. There are devices called Portable Oxygen concentrators that may be allowed if it is FAA approved and the airline allows it. they are essentially small pumps with filters that filter out nitrogen and other gasses to concentrate…

Just for context of how much $13 billion really is. If you made a salary of $1 million/year, it would take you 13,000 years to earn that much. Put another way, with that much cash, earning 2% interest, someone could afford to pay 2,500 people $100k per year, and still have $10 million/year left over... without ever…

Yeah, but the truly disgusting thing is he “officially” only made $81,840 last year. That has been his salary from Amazon since the start I think.  Which means Jeff Bezos paid less in taxes last year than I did.  That is criminal.

Why would anyone want a Snyder cut of Justice league?  Wasn’t the theatrical release bad enough?!  Why would you want to make it worse?!

Yeah, I read it incorrectly. I read it as “verified, Twitter accounts can not send tweets right now.”  Instead of the way it was written.

How did they send that tweet then?

I worked with him on Medicine Ball. Great guy. Probably the nicest actor on that show. I bumped into him in 2005 I think. I was working on Desperate Housewives on Universal lot. We bumped into each other coming and going from a restroom. I couldn’t remember his same but all I said was “Medicine ball”. He jumped…

Sorry, but fuck that bitch.... it needed to be said.

So this is what the Romans felt.

Not having this problem and I use Apple Music almost daily.  But I am also on iOS 13.5 still.  I haven’t updated yet.

Tom Hanks is one of the nicest people in the business. I’ve met him several times and I can say that the man harbors no ill will to anyone. The thing is, these types of movies are his passion. He pours his soul into them. As a film maker, I can tell you that even when it isn’t your passion project, it takes a lot…

This is the way.

Chicago pizza is like of you asked someone to make a pizza who had never seen one before.