If you want to make Pocket Monster coloring books scary, don’t just color between the lines. Draw stuff between them.
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she’s at the top of my husbands celebrity list. I don’t get it, she’s pretty but she just seems so vanilla to me.
Ageist bullshit. This 60-year old says Fuck You. Do you kids still say Fuck You?
I’ve watched this clip over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.
How else you gonna break through the Face Time Continuum?
“Run through a mutha fucka face, then you don’t have to worry about them no more.”
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I was hesitant on starting a pun thread since most of them stink like anise.
Here come the herby puns, the marjorum of which will be not as good as yours.
A spice joke, how oregano.
That's some sage advice.
Great thyming on this post, Emma.
It's pretty accurate considering Golden State got smoked last night.
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Donald Trump thinks an erotic essay is a Mexican porn star.
Why does everyone believe that this guy is heartbroken? He’s rich, young and reasonably handsome and for the last 15 months or so, he was in a relationship with a (pretend?) virgin who looks/sounds as real as that humanoid Ava from Ex Machina. That phone call probably felt like getting his get-out-of-jail card.
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The starting five on that ‘91 Lakers squad was Magic Johnson, A.C. Green, Sam Perkins, Vlade Divac, and Terry Teagle. If you think that squad was better than this Warriors squad, you’re either the type of person who thinks everything was better when you were a kid, or you really, really hate LeBron.