It sounds like a review written by Oswald Bates.

I would love to take this pretentious prick to a tractor pull and make him drink Budweiser at the local honky tonk. Write about that!

Ejecto seato, cuz....

I literally thought this was real gadget to mix up some sugar and cinnamon. Wow! CG has come so far.

Separated at girth.

GOOD

Christ..... I just poured out some liquor for you. Life long Bengals fan btw.

“NEVER....BEFORE!”

Imagine seeing this walking though the woods at night? Got damn creepy!

Hi. My name is Trent and somewhere in my fucked brain I thought it would be cool to have 2 kids and then the wife talked me into one more. Daughter - 12, two boys 9 & 6.

Cool. I lived in “Round Town” for a few years. Lots of cool history there. Plus, Pumpkin Show.

Actraiser & Contra III

From CNN:

Looks like a good time to me.

Wait, people actually do this?

I had high hopes for this series but honestly, I’m getting bored. I still feel nothing for any of the characters and most of the storyline I couldn’t care less about. The only two that intrigue me is the Man In Black because Ed Harris is awesome and Anthony Hopkins is well, Anthony Hopkins. I’m going to push through…

I doubt a couple miles are going to know $100k off the price. If that’s the case, the car would have to be worth millions.

Yes. After I was done, I’d just jack it up and run it in reverse. Ferris said it would work like a charm.

I’m no sneaker head, but I love BTTF and appreciate the sneaker culture. That said, I don’t care what there potential value is, I would definitely try them on just to say that I have. If I had the opportunity to own a $1 million+ vintage Ferrari, I’d want to drive it before selling.

So.....like “Alien” then?