Made me think of Blues Brothers:

I got nailed by my buddies ball python. Left a nasty cut across my thumb and thumbnail. Snakes are assholes.

Bump it another 50k and I might be able to swing the Tesla S.

I was half hoping for a spectacular, expensive crash.

Pretty sweet. I always liked the '55 Chevy too.

I'm waiting for an aluminum FX4 Ranger.

I can't even do this anymore....

Yeah, but the front still looks better than the rear. To me it looks as though the lower rear end should slant towards the wheel well instead of away.

You have to be either a current or previous dealership employee with comments like that. It's just a complete shortcut to thinking.

Isuzu VehiCross

Excellent. Now, when is the Rubicon trim coming out?

"I don't believe in weakness....it costs too much."

Still would rather have the Hellcat hands down.

My son has the 2011. When I asked him about a possible trade in he said he's holding out for an all aluminum version with a diesel.

Huh. Didn't realize Cosby was into monster trucks.

You owe me a new keyboard.

Having worked for one of the largest dealerships in the country during the summer of my college years, their behavior does not surprise me in the least.

He should make it into a rally car.

Balderdash. Clearly a result of uneven tire pressure as a result of analog gauges.

But I don't want a Nissan F-150....