"Goddamn street racers!" - pizza delivery guy

So they are making a Ferrari?

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke, "Last time I called shotgun, we had rented a limo. I fucked up."

Theo Huxtable and friends.

Cool, but the wheels are not. Did he pick those up at Jegs?

I just went potty.

Bullet holes the size of matzo balls.

They stopped and I thought, "Spike strip! Nice!". Nope. Rocks to the windshield.

He's going to need bigger gas tanks if he wants to survive the apocalypse.

Haha. Virgin Level: Expert.

I just posted a comment exactly like yours. Should've read further I guess. Oh well, smart asses think alike.

All the owners had to do was put a couple illegals in the Rovers and the Feds wouldn't come near them. In fact, they may have given the Rovers a full rotisserie restoration and built a new garage to house them in.

I never thought I would lust for a Dodge this much...

That thing is a beast. I felt like a kid again watching this video. Reminds me of when I used to go 4 wheelin in Kentucky with my uncle and cousins in some old CJ's and an International Scout. Good times.

The driver is a donut.

So many things to hit.

Anybody else waiting for him to say "We're going streaking!!!"?

Here you go. http://jalopnik.com/fantastic-mode…

It was tongue in cheek. Based on the article about the farmer with all those cars. I think three of them were Prowlers.

I believe I'd go muscle car. Maybe a couple of COPO or Yenko products. Also a 63 split window. Z06 if I could find one.