"Goddamn street racers!" - pizza delivery guy

The Independence Day mother ship was my first thought when I read the headline.

How many pots have you smoken?

It looks like the pictures of "hip" decor I see on Fffffound.

"For my next trick, I will make this joint disappear."

Finally....a sandwich that understands me.

Didn't really tickle my funny bone. Mostly it was annoying.

So they are making a Ferrari?

godzirra

Reminds me of the Mitch Hedberg joke, "Last time I called shotgun, we had rented a limo. I fucked up."

Theo Huxtable and friends.

Cool, but the wheels are not. Did he pick those up at Jegs?

I just went potty.

I remember watching a doc on an NG photographer. The equipment he took with him was crazy. Namely the dozens of cases of film. He shot thousands and only chose maybe 20-30 that he liked. Can't imagine the money involved.

It may be late and I have my grumpy man pants on, but what I know is that I don't care about what's going between any of the countries over there anymore. I'm tired of our country sticking its nose in (or causing) every conflict in the world. How about we take those billions in treasure and resources and take care of…

I would proudly display that truck in my office.

Clint Eastwood in Every Which Way But Loose. The final fight is epic. I couldn't find video of just that fight but here is highlights from the movie.

Bullet holes the size of matzo balls.

They stopped and I thought, "Spike strip! Nice!". Nope. Rocks to the windshield.

What the hell happened to my shingles?