Bullet holes the size of matzo balls.

They stopped and I thought, "Spike strip! Nice!". Nope. Rocks to the windshield.

He's going to need bigger gas tanks if he wants to survive the apocalypse.

Haha. Virgin Level: Expert.

I just posted a comment exactly like yours. Should've read further I guess. Oh well, smart asses think alike.

All the owners had to do was put a couple illegals in the Rovers and the Feds wouldn't come near them. In fact, they may have given the Rovers a full rotisserie restoration and built a new garage to house them in.

I never thought I would lust for a Dodge this much...

That thing is a beast. I felt like a kid again watching this video. Reminds me of when I used to go 4 wheelin in Kentucky with my uncle and cousins in some old CJ's and an International Scout. Good times.

The driver is a donut.

So many things to hit.

Anybody else waiting for him to say "We're going streaking!!!"?

Here you go. http://jalopnik.com/fantastic-mode…

It was tongue in cheek. Based on the article about the farmer with all those cars. I think three of them were Prowlers.

I believe I'd go muscle car. Maybe a couple of COPO or Yenko products. Also a 63 split window. Z06 if I could find one.

I believe I'd go muscle car. Maybe a couple of COPO or Yenko products. Also a 63 split window. Z06 if I could find one.

25 Plymouth Prowlers. No?

Besides the F40, probably one of the sexiest asses in automobile history.

That was a horrid high pitched sound after the crash, however, the sound the car makes before the crash is glorious.

Hit the three wheel motion -Ice Cube

While I appreciate the work and engineering involved, it looks ridiculous. It reminds me of the fake looking kiddy car rides at the fair. This is an original steel body. It deserves better.