He’s definitely got a problem. But he also seems like a dickhead. Not every alcoholic is a good guy. (Just my dad)

Keith Olbermann has Tim Wakefield’s fastball.

[Looks around]

... have you ever even been to vegas? You get show tickets and free dinners galore. the casinos know if they give you shit you’ll probably come back to their casino after you do some non-gambling stuff, whereas with downtime youre likely to go to another property.

Police said the man who was killed, Obinna Michael Durumchukwa, 34, was celebrating his birthday with his friend Nwabu Chukwuma

Yeah, I came here from the blog about wedding planning. We’re talking sportsball here, right?

I don't think saying "male bonding" is homophobic... I was hoping for something more like "he'll be having sweet, sweet nightmares about those balls in his face for years to come."

This was definitely the worst thing that’s ever happened to one of Vin Diesel’s co-stars.

What the fuck are you talking about? You realize this wasn’t a title fight and he was 25 lbs out of his weight class? He’s been shit stomping his own weight class.

The level of idiocy in your comment is superior to Connor’s stand up game, well done.

oooh, soory. Miter saw is the answer we were looking for. Mitre saw.

“The Falcons coach, one of the coaches, was like, ‘So do you like men?’ It was like the first thing he asked me. It was weird. I was just like, ‘no.’

I quit drinking about a year ago and have found that my desire to be around more than a few people at a time in a social setting went out the door with the booze. If I find myself in any kind of party setting, I just smoke a bunch of weed and make friends with the dog. Drunk people are the worst.

Let me get this straight. This asshole works for his nice things by building companies and providing goods and services that people gladly pay him for and you go out of your way to shit on him. [Which is fair since, as I stated, he can be an asshole]

He’s doing his job to the best of his ability.

Lawyers are “just the best” until you or your business needs one.

I'm quite certain the heat are not concerned with the rest of the league, nor should they be.

So unjust enrichment is ok, as long as it’s a mega corporation that loses the money? You’re an idiot

Remember when Jezebel was anti body-snarking? Anyone? Anyone?