Nope, sorry. I’d even root for the f***ing Cowboys before I root for the Pats at this point. I’d have to violently purge my stomach afterwards, but...

That’s why he had to switch to politics from education.

getting one cheerleader wet

I don’t often comment or “star” but after rereading this comment I wish to rescind my star because:

Fuck dude, I’ve been working on that for a while. It’s a 3000 page magnum opus.

That’s what I don’t understand about this stuff. Not only are these acts repugnant, wrong and immoral.... They’ve got to be wildly ineffective too.

On special teams, the Ravens are the league’s only team to have a touchdown and a kickoff returned for a touchdown.

Vote for me U.S. Soccer. I’m your only Hope.

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

There are multiple countries that don’t play for confederations they physically occupy for many reasons. Australia’s quality benefits all parties involved.

Mayne, I was just talking about this with my wife yesterday. We the only folks on this gotdamn earth that makes being a good man and treating a woman right a fucking horrible thing. I’ve heard this so many times growing up. Even now in 2017, I’ve had dudes say to me on FB “she only with you because you’re dependable…

He was going to go with “We can’t have the slaves running the plantation” but his sensitivity training clicked in.

Am I the only one who blinks a bit at seeing the victim described as an “old man”? I mean, he looks to be about my age and that’s totally not old!

I mean, I get that that’s a cute comment but England have missed one WC in history. Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure they’ll lose in hilarious/tragic fashion but they idea that you’ve spent a bunch of time feeling schadenfreude at them “sitting at home” just isn’t true.

If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, you can’t call it a duck because calling something a duck is worse than walking around with a yellow beak and quacking all the fucking time.

Speaking as a middle aged white guy, it is time for all white people to pick a side, and let that side be known. If you’re going to be a racist asshole do it where we can all see you; if you won’t stand for that shit, let the world know.

Yes. Yes it is.

A well-cooked traditional English breakfast is a joy to eat.

But it’s hilarious that a player posts an admonition not to call the Patriots assholes on social media, on social media.