Everybody knows that the dice are loaded
Everybody rolls with their fingers crossed
Everybody knows the war is over
Everybody knows the good guys lost
Everybody knows the fight was fixed
The poor stay poor, the rich get rich
That’s how it goes
Everybody knows

Fuck yeah I’ll remember Andre Johnson. He seems to me like the guy, in like ten or fifteen years, when most kids have stopped playing football and the ratings have gone off a cliff and everyone’s remembering what it used to be like in the NFL’s glory days and wondering how we ever tolerated such bloodsport on such a…

And that’s my point- at some point, replay options are nice, but there has to be some kind of common sense in there too. (Then again, this IS the NFL...)

“Toeing”

That’s not turf.....that’s real grass.

And not one of those kids’ heads bounced off the ground.

Is it crazy to think that if he made the catch and then trotted out of bounds at that spot, he’d be criticized for not trying to get a few more yards when Bailey misses the 60+ yard FG?

This. Soldiers fighting to ensure democracy and freedom abroad then throwing a hissy fit over somebody exercising those rights at home would be hilarious if it wasn’t so pathetic.

If you’re a cranky old white man, you can say that we need to make America great again, because there are all these minorities and women asking for special (read: equal) treatment. Obviously America isn’t great for YOU. You used to be top dog, king shit, and you could get away with anything! Nowadays when you yell…

I didn’t want it to go like this, but when one of the Nats beat reporters said his other opportunity had been while as a Dodgers player, and the LA Dodgers didn’t even field a triple play until the 90s, I knew something was up. I didn’t think it’d get this far though.

Fuck Portugal, they were shit all tournament.

Silly question: How is one able to actually trademark “Rio?”

How did he even get in?

In Icelandic fashion, Lionel Jorgeson.

It’s hard for me not to fall into the fatalist category. Just seeing how good other teams are doesn’t make Beckerman or Wondo any less bad, and the decision to start them any less terrible.

My dad owned an Ali-themed corner bar in Louisville KY in the early 90's. Ali would come in periodically before the illness set in. I, as a youngin, played foosball in the game room every night. One night, around 1992, Ali came in and challenged me to a best of 5. He beat me in 4 and said “Son, you got some nuts going…

Vaginas were meant to feel the sun and the summer breezes. It’s bullshit we’re supposed to cover them up. BULLSHIT!

We’re simulating tonight’s Spurs-Thunder game in NBA Live ‘96 for Sega Genesis over on Facebook Live.

I think you nailed it with “highly competitive, rules-sensitive coaches”, though in my head I read “assholes”.

The Daily Mail put this online under the headline "Viewers Outraged at breast in Water Polo match" then proceeded to post 2 videos and 4 pictures in case you'd missed it and were not yet outraged!