Not gonna lie... I had a double face palm moment when they came down.

No.

Am I the only one who leaves a little disappointed that finally relaunching one of the previous rockets wasn’t one of the reasons for excitement? That’s what I’m waiting for.

Your dense lack of comprehension skills is astounding. You’re only reading what you want to hear in each paragraph, and completely fail at grasping what’s actually being said. Honestly, we should be performing psychological case studies on you to help better understand what drives your kind of willful ignorance, and…

My favorite quote to come out of this incident:

Instantly? I’m not sure what under-powered shopvacs you’re used to working with, but not once have I had to deal with saw dust clogging up either of mine to a point where they weren’t still producing far more suction than necessary. They’re kind of... you know... designed for it... being shop vacs and all.

I’m not entirely surprised the knock-off kings of the tool world went and made a Dyson V6/V8 inspired handheld, especially since they’re owned by the same company that ended up buying Hoover and Dirt Devil and such before turning them all into the knock-off kings of the vacuum world... despite previously being leading…

They don’t.

Stop being so depressingly logical!

Ugh...

Yeah, they were clearly making the same deal out of it then as they are now in their statement:

Yeah, because reading a fucking datestamp on a tweet is that fucking difficult, right? January 22. Eat shit you ignorant fuck.

The one thing bugging me in those examples is:

“...driven staff here at your hometown Cavaliers have not betrayed you nor NEVER will betray you.”

Wait... you’re never going to not betray us? Jesus christ... how much betrayal are you counting on doing to us? What did we ever do to deserve your wrath?

“What apology? What are you talking about?”
- 1/3rd of America’s population that have proven they can’t think for themselves and are more than willing to be told what’s right... just not by those that are actually right.

Motherfucking cocksucking shiteating asslicking motherfuckers.

I have no idea who you were talking to in those days, or even if you could talk... but the moment RDJ was cast, most news was favorable to him as a charismatic person who had the perfect personality for the job as-is. Yeah, shitheads and assholes existed that wanted to tear him down for his drug-related/partying past,…

Wait... Really? If anything, taking Iron Man on slowed his career. He has larger box office draws and plays a smaller set of bigger characters now, but he does nowhere near as many interesting roles as he used to prior to Iron Man. It’s all of those roles that made him ripe to play Iron Man.

Amazing how some people can…

OK, Nick. You can let it go. They already quoted your Twitter post.

I was almost certain that they did it themselves to create an even bigger artificial shortage and drive prices up further. It wouldn’t have surprised me.

How ironic.

How ironic.

I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t at least turn a blind eye to consumer complaints about “brokerage fees” in favor of the retail council.