The irony of this sundowning idiot declaring anyone to be not sane is quite hilarious. 

Presidential candidate NFL coaching equivalents:

I treat every trip to Walmart like a raid - you get in, do violence on the objective and get the fuck out, you stick to the list, don’t make eye contact and do your best to ignore the fat fucktard with the Glock on his hip in frozen foods.

He’s right about people in general, not just golfers. They don’t think ahead while in line. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve been in a TSA security line and half the people walk up to the podium and only then start pulling out their ID and boarding pass. Or they don’t get out the credit card at the store until all…

I don’t want to make a thing of this but I think, down here in the comments section, there’s a difference between “I’m willing to make a joke about this” and “I don’t think this is a serious thing”. There are lots of things that are serious and terrifying in the world that people joke about to help cope with the stark…

[audible groan] 

The Athletic released a statement saying Keri has been indefinitely suspended.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

“Fucking get better...” Boone yelled this at his anterior cruciate ligament years ago. It didn’t work.

I’m really glad your political science degree is finally coming in handy.

You know, Boonie is on to something here. For as Rousseau said in his Discourse on Inequality, “In fact, the real source of all those differences, is that the savage lives within himself, whereas the citizen, constantly beside himself, knows only how to live in the opinion of others.” That is, in “the box” the batter…

Part of the point of sliding is to avoid overrunning the base.

“Standing on the range, hitting balls for four or five hours, go play 36, come back, run 4 or 5 miles and then go to the gym.”

Sure, but it’s not like he’s preaching $15/hr and only paying like $9 or something.

On the plus side, his new Def Leppard cover band is legit.

Idiot. +1

Clipped a Maserati near I-95

Gardner’s hooked on Mr. Burns’ brain and nerve tonic:

I’m torn who to root for because fuck the Yankees, but also fuck the Umpires.