I’m... pretty ok with it?

1 week left on a summer internship?!? There is a month to go!! Come on Jalopnik, pay for a few more oil changes so Mack can stay!

Sky Blue conveyance

19 and champagne? What kind of liberal hellscape do they live in? Here in the US you need to be able to smoke your lungs off and possibly die in war before you are allowed the sweet taste of alcohol!

Isn’t it amazing how Yankees fans feel that they are entitled to basically any player, and that they only need to give non-essential pieces in return?

Let’s enjoy some Yankees fades...

Let’s give that Grand Cherokee driver some credit, good crash avoidance sir or madam!

I’m in my early 20's and get blind drunk in Sea Isle. Having never been to the Jersey Shore before, and hating standing in a super packed bar to pay for overpriced drinks, I decide I’m going to walk back to my buddy’s house in Ocean City.

The lesson is “We can beat Northern Illinois without you. Don’t do this again and make us look bad for letting you play if the next game is against a real team.”

For the second time in my life, I’m glad I could provide the layup.

Here’s my plan to fix this:

COMPLETELY STOCK! EXCEPT COBB SHORT SHIFTER.

Years from now, as you sit vacantly in your recliner, thinking of all the accomplishments of your life, all the books and articles you wrote, and all the sentences you crafted, you will remember that day in 2018 in which you described Dwight Howard as a “hulking goofsteak” and know with 100 percent certainty that it…

It might be worth noting what goes into a Top Secret (or higher) clearance here:

When I went to BCT, I was going in as a 35W—Signals Intercept/Intelligence/Linguist (that’s what it was at the time, anyway; the designation might have changed).

My MOS required a Top Secret clearance before I ever stepped foot into a BCT…

“Republicans: We believe in _________.*”

Republicans - “We believe in states rights.*”

If we want you to drive in the break-down lane, we’ll put out a sign:

Saw a similar case of Kia asshattery the other day with a similar result.