“The question isn’t who is going to let me; It’s who’s going to stop me”

Craigslist online dating forums responded with a promo featuring Aileen Wuornos.

some asshole with a title like “content and community manager” googles “quotes by famous women” and then this happens

I’m just glad that when USPS tracking says “the package is in transit” I’ll be able to rest assured that the package is in a Transit...

Didn’t you read the request? He wanted something reliable and this Versa ad says it right under the front bumper that the car won’t last long

Eli never cared for Papa John’s anyway. “Too spicy mama, too spicy” he would say when his wife would tell him to open the hanger for the airplane.

Who knew Romo would be so good? Breath of fresh air over the same tired commentators year after year

/Luck lifts a slice of pizza towards camera

Two decades as a beer lawyer followed by one sweet appointment to the beer bench.

Papa John’s is disgusting. And their pizza is pretty terrible too.

POTUS has a podcast?

I think he’s going to have to prove it. You know, he’s coming back saying he loves football—I talked to some people here, and he might like humanitarian work more than football. I don’t know. Nothing wrong with that, but I don’t know where his values really lie.

Sorry!*

Damn, I guess those guys saw “I, Tonya” and Africa-ed the shit out of it.

The real story: Sergio Marchionne was desperately rushing to the meeting to sign the deal papers when his third backup Alfa Romeo Giulia burst into flames and a chauffeur became locked inside a fourth backup with no way to start the vehicle.

The complaint said Crawford admitted that the messages indicated the daughter was 12, but that he found it hard to believe and showed up to see if it was true. If it was, Crawford said, he wouldn’t have gone through with underage sex.

The seller mentions that it has a “battery tinder.” Does that mean an electrical fire is imminent?

I don’t think it’s yuppies, exactly - I think it’s about where you live.

I generally tip on a card because that is how I pay.