Hillary did not have sex with Ben Ghazi, no.

Hmm, this is probably one of the most well thought out posts I've read in awhile. You also wrote something somewhat political in a way that shouldn't offend anyone, you're amazing.

Too bad uncle Joe isn’t running.

I wrote a thing about this! Sadly, it is on what I suspect is a competing site, so I won't link to it here. Needless to say, I had *opinions*.

BOOTSTRAP PARADOX!

Is that your flame suit, or are you preparing to load the time machine with plutonium?

I do this all the time. There’s always that feeling of desire and wanting when you see a car you really admire but you can’t afford. And you secretly hope that it doesn’t have a 3rd pedal so that nagging jealousy would subside. And finally you peek through the window and get the bittersweet satisfaction coupled with…

“I don’t just look. I also glance inside to see if they have a manual transmission”.

I feel if you return a blocked extra point, you should get 2 points and be allowed to spike the ball on the face of the player of your choosing.

There’s an old line that I love to repeat:

Why U do dis 2 me?

F1 is the most popular motorsport in the world. Is it the right turns that you find confusing?

The crazy thing is that it is the Republicans’ fault. Both he and Webb are Republicans and should be (as should I, really) except we’ve all been kicked out of our party because we are socially liberal. Small government should include gvt not being involved in my uterus, shouldn’t include looking for an excuse to spend…

I will take any of these sad sacks over Mike “I support the rights of men to stick their fingers in the vaginas of their four year old sisters” Huckabee, Ben “be vewy vewy quiet i’m hunting wuslims ahahaha” Carson or that Grand Lord Of The Ompaa Loompas Donald Trump.

Hey man, don’t put how shitty Dallas is on the rest of Texas. They’re basically a part of Oklahoma

Shut the fuck up Donny.

I think we can call it that now. Even people who think “aggressive slides at the base should be part of the game you un-American pussies” could reasonably agree that this was beyond the pale. If you don’t hit the ground until you’re already beyond the base, miss the base entirely, and even with a collision can’t stop…

:O I made Jalopnik?! Very cool, thanks for the love! Here’s a few pictures, too.

The fanduel promo code in a commercial I saw last night was NICKELBACK1. That’s their fucking demographic. These people.