...and better aero during the day when you do most of your driving. Also, lower hood line, increasing visibility. Also looks fucking awesome.

Really, guys? We’re gonna ignore the twirling Dorito?

You forgot Benghazi, socialism and Jesus.

“If I’m going to be mean, I better be accurate!” <—- If only Fox News followed that advice.

That engine animation looks exactly like CNN’s description on how a turbocharged engine works. But, this is Fox “News” we’re talking about Torch, so I’ll translate this article into something that their average viewer can understand.

Dear Jalopnik, please refrain from mentioning E9s so I may one day buy one cheaply before the inevitable price rise (despite the large production number). Also, if you could start publicly defiling E30 M3s that would also be great. Thanks.

This totally screws up the TrueCar pricing curves.

Yes, we’re terrible, it’s awful here, definitely don’t move here, and warn all your yankee friends not to move here either.

I call shenanigans. I refuse to believe that anyone from Alabama could read what was written on the cars.

Also a bit of a middle finger to Ganassi after dropping him from NASCAR. He’s now won the 500 twice in 3 attempts, and one each for Ganassi and Penske. I think that guy knows a thing or two about driving a race car.

I’ll put that in my notes

Chad’s BB Motorsports team had to thrash to get a cat together in time for the race, which is happening now.

I’m on it.

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Missing a pedal. (obligatory)

YOU SHUT YOUR DIRTY MOUTH

I just wanna pinch its cheeks!

We get it, you think you’re special because you drive a stick shift.

Here’s a solution: have them drive something that requires the use of both hands and both feet.