on further reflection after filming this, I realized the guy had the stock tires on the car, Michelin Primacy (also stock on Prius and FRS), and that was by far the limiting factor here. All the other stuff won't work right if you don't add grip. I'd think he's a good set of tires away from really getting this thing…

I...I couldn't help myself.

He tried to go full Orlove. Never go full Orlove.

And we would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling head gaskets!

dude, that's not a garage, that's a Marina.

Haha. Yeah, and also: ran when parked, check engine light is on but it's just the gas cap, won't start but all it needs is a new battery. Oh and civic corolla jdm accord prius lexus acura ford mustang jeep audi lexus honda dishwasher garden gnome.

*Samurai rolling intensifies*

The Toyota "Eh" with optional "Blah" package

I'm guessing...reincarnation of the Celica All-Trac.

Crack Pipe, dont want the Feds to showing up.

VIN swap would be my guess.

He's probably a nice guy, but he endorsed Cash 4 Clunkers after all. That's akin to instant jalop-disapproval.

how about asking congress to remove the chicken law and how it negatively impacts the US economy? How about removing the 25 import rule?

...with a delightful dusting of Toyota Echo. Terrible.

You've always got to wonder why these people sell a $20k semi exotic car and don't take 30 minutes to get a tire patched. If they couldn't handle that, what else is wrong with the car that can't easily be seen?

Sorry Tavarish, but in this case:

"Probably just an O2 sensor or the gas cap. Don't worry about it."

As you didn't provide the quiz, I will.

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