10. When Am I Getting My $12,000 Maybach I Ordered From That Website?

My Aunt has a 2014 435i xDrive manual. "No, that's impossible!" You say. Well, actually, her previous 3 series' engine grenaded 3 times (dealer's fault, debris in the oil cooler), so BMW USA made up for it by letting her configure a 4 series any way she wanted. So, she ordered it that way.

I'm just a prick with keyboard, but since Jalopnik has decided to share some of my shit on the front page, I guess it can't be all that shitty. And I'll be honest - I wouldn't mind making some money doing this someday. I'm not about to quit my day job, but I've enjoyed dabbling here, and given how many comments I've…

Once upon a time, I received on a monthly basis, copies of Road & Track, Car and Driver, Motor Trend, Hot Rod, Car Craft, Grassroots Motorsports, Automobile, 4Wheel & Off-Road, Diesel Power, Racer, and Muscle Mustangs & Fast Fords, along with SportsCar from the SCCA and, weekly, AutoWeek.

I know I'm on a Saturn kick lately, but I submit this 1992 Saturn SC.

The Jetta is surprised it's winning!

Not a car, but not really a truck either. The only thing it hauled was ass at the drag strip.

Any rental car

Pls to be giving us smll carz pls. thx.

I think Elon Musk is going to invent Skynet. Here's how:

GRRR SO ANGRY!!!

Nice try but I just sent a robot back from the future to kill him.

"Sup bitches, we use names."

Sir, do you have a moment? I have the fresh Q2 numbers.

Audi has approached Fiat and asked them grant them the names, but the Italians aren't budging, the magazine reports. This means that at the moment, Audi's kind of stuck if they want a car that slots between the new Q3 and the hot-selling Q5. The horror!

First to recommend!

Maybach. For people who prefer being chauffeured through traffic while sipping a glass of Krug and getting an HJ.

1994-6 Fleetwood.. With an updated head unit.

Its not really that bad