Brian Williams voice:

But just to be clear: normal people should never, under any circumstances, actually purchase one of these vehicles.

Where I work we refuse to sell European cars over 10 years old or 100,000 miles. They're just too damn risky. Even when they check out perfectly they always come back with problems. And you can't move them selling them as-is because then the customers say "You're selling this BMW for TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS and you won't…

It's literally right behind him.

Nissan owned 1989.

Lay off the smack, it's still very ugly. Have a palate cleanser:

Maybe he's including the cost of the prodigious amount of alcohol that must have been consumed to make this seem like a good idea.

Obligatory crappy scumbag hat photoshop.

PROTIP: In motorsports, the car should not be on fire.

I just bought this one last month from the original owner who absolutely babied it. it's an '83 with 197k and a camper shell and bedliner since day one.

I'm sorry sir, your eyes seem to be defective. You may want to check to see if they are still under warranty.

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So the next morning, I'm driving out to my local CarMax in the Ferrari, and a thought hits me: What if they recognize me? I've been doing these Range Rover columns for a while, and they're pretty popular, and I've received quite a few e-mails from current and former CarMax employees, sharing some funny stories of…

Pictured: actual worst halo car.

i saw one of these at school the other day it had the offset scoop without t tops but i didnt notice any ws6 badge. it was an auto though. I still had to park next to it and gaze in wonder since i never knew they existed.

My family had a Land Rover of that era.

Our mechanic used to send us Christmas cards

I wish Chevy would import the cruze hatch and wagon myself

My single biggest issue is that CT_ sounds stupid in relation to Cadillac, a brand build on boldness and Americanness. Elmiraj or Deville sound better. Why? They sound better. It may be a personal preference, but there's nothing bold or great about blindly following everyone. You can't get back on top by pretending to…

If we liked change so much we'd have already colonized Mars and you'd be receiving cease and desist letters from Ford when you flew your Ferrari spaceship a little too close to Titan.

I wish alphanumeric naming would die... and even well reasoned arguments will be dismissed in a hellcattian burnout.