There are fireworks canisters usually set up back there. They sometimes do fireworks displays after a game, after opening the roof. I’m guessing the ball just happened to hit one.

THAT was one of the best World Series games of all time.

A trial lawyer association colleague remarked that Roy Moore winning the primary was “a very good day for justice” because of his supposedly strong support of the 7th Amendment regarding access to courts and the possibility that he could help undermine Trump’s push for federal legislation regarding tort reform.

Does anybody really like Joe Buck?

*liftback

What’s the shelf life of Dannon yogurt?

That goatee dipped in honey mustard is an affront to facial hair everywhere.

Drink Whiskey™ brand whiskey, the finest whiskey.

“Watch the baseball playoffs.”

It’s true. It’s never been the same since the Astros were moved to the AL. DH is way less interesting.

Right? Don’t throw a tantrum on TV when your dozens of kids can see you.

Obviously it was because “didn’t team want it seen.”

All I know is we aren’t called the Houston Mountain Lions or Houston Pumas.

*cougar

Chrysler exported those to Europe? And somebody actually bought one?

Yeah, that was confusing as hell on the first read.

Good thing, because those Angry fans were likely to give Koeman some Birds if they lost.

I feel like naming your punter as a team captain is the ultimate admission of mediocrity.