Everything about this response is arrogant and pretentious. Adios, you new-monied douchebags and/or entitled trust-funders.

Corsicas?! That sounds like a literal factory of sadness.

Ok I’m going to need a version of Mike’s Yugo in bright blue.

What the hell did I just watch?

Autocorrect is a cruel mistress.

Hastily written articles are what happen when you find a Stranger in the Alps.

It’s time to get SAVAGE!

*shit storm

I’ll just leave this here as well. . .

$skay missed something. . .

But I can’t drive 55. :(

He looks like a villain from a Diehard movie.

Oh, right, what was I thinking. . .

Enkei wheels?!

My Mazda3 does that too. I guess it makes sense?

Tell that to that guy in high school with the Integra GS-R that I decimated* at the drag strip with my lightly-modded ‘95 SC2.

My dad has a 1991 Silverado with the throttle body 5.7L with 650k miles. The engine has required surprisingly little attention over the years.

Oh, and I had a red AE86 liftback that was three different shades of red.

Bright blue. . .