Going here for a Ferrari club event when I was seven or eight years old cemented my love for auto racing and performance driving.

If they are hipsters, there won't be much shaving going on.

“I’ve never seen a team so dysfunctional at the QB position”

On a related note about Google Doodles: how can someone have a birthday if they’re dead? Shouldn’t it be the “X year anniversary of [so and so’s] birth”?

Right, but I could totally see that as a shirt for Jalopnik Opposite Day/Bizzaro Jalopnik where Miata is sad because he is NEVER the answer.

Wait, is that you're proposed entry? Because I thought this contest was off limits to Canadians. . .

+1 O2 sensor (the automotive equivalent of an anal probe?)

Solid Suicide Kings reference.

And this would be one of the other attachments, right?

But was “Yakety Sax” playing?

Like that one where the vehicles are “driving” in a snowboarding half pipe? Yes, those are the absolute worst.

Great, now Kaep has a legitimate excuse to wear flat-billed caps even more often. . . Hopefully he goes with the khaki-colored one to match the clipboard he’ll be carrying.

Oh, so Juneau him?

Those are some fairly redneck-looking German dudes.

Am I the only one sad that somebody used a Scirocco for a LeMons car?

Don't worry, we will still find a way to lose. :(

-1 for not knowing that IROC is an acronym, but +2 for picturing the same thing I did.

Yes, yes it is.

“Filed to: KIA RIO”

Although you didn’t mention it, we will give you a pass on the “amazing” requirement because the SVT Contour existed.