Give me a Hollywood budget and the rights to me and I’ll do it right. I’ll do it so fucking right that people will forget about this monstrosity that was created and instead furiously masturbate to the holistic soundtrack and The Avenger’s level of graphics and CGI, and especially the faces of the properly-casted…

Yes, it is. At least 500 years in the future, up to 2,000.

Just an FYI, the manga and anime are NOT set in the past. They’re set in the future, possibly 2,000 years from now. (Though that could’ve been referencing something else, i.e. Armin—who is the narrator—writing a letter to someone or something explaining everything that happened and he starts it with “To You, 2,000…