yeah but he used the hot sauce emulator, SAUCEtopia to make it

This is part of the problem with the NFL. You see something great happen and then you have to wait a minute to find out if it actually happened.

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

Clearly, if white people didn’t listen to country and rock “musicians” like Johnny Cash and Bob Dylan, who frequently glorify violence and were both frequently linked to substance abuse, we wouldn’t be having these problems with white culture.

This YouTube video demonstrates how suspect Todd Rogers is. The vast majority of his scores were “verified” by a judge who was a personal friend, and he has been caught inputting some of his own scores into the TG leaderboards.

Damn right I am.

My Jeeps are art. They increase property values. Proven fact.

[Marv Albert voice] From way downtown!

To Whom It May Concern:

Nothing like getting served, pestered by Sherrifs & taken to court over a Will that myself and my sisters are not only 100% excluded from but do not even have any interest in contesting in the first place.

Your take on the weightlifting question is 100% correct. There is nothing that hardcore fitness people love more than telling you how wrong you’re doing literally everything in the gym. Put your workout pants on one leg at a time? BULLSHIT, you should sit on the bench and put both legs in at the same time in order to…

Season 3 of “Rick And Morty” was the best thing I watched this year, and I’m not going to let the show’s douchebag fans ruin that for me.

yer gonna spit out yer eggnog when i tell you Rex Grossman is the man who led his team to an NFC title with nothing but an unleashed dragon and Gator pride

My least favorite commercial is a 1000-way tie between all prescription drug commercials, especially the ones featuring neighbors discussing medical symptoms in intimate detail.

“Quit lookin’ at your stupid VORP spreadsheets and learn to grip a damn baseball, you fucking pansy.”

The Dodgers wouldn’t have noticed because it’s not a statistic that is counted using sabermetrics

If so is there a diabeetus card?

It doesn’t even come with a Waffle Woman figure. Who is he supposed to fight? A Barbie glued to an Eggo?