I’ve DEFINITELY been away. When’d they bring back Krypto?

I’ve definitely been away for a while. Is that spaceship Kara’s, or is it Clark’s?

Dr. Emil, I’d say thank you, but FOR GOD’S SAKE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??? This is as bad as that Trump-worshiping poster I saw portraying him as Washington crossing the Delaware!

For me, it’s a tie between two characters: Spider-man and … Captain America.

I can’t get it to run. Somebody tell me what it is?

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For what it’s worth …

Dear sane Americans (on both the left and right): Your country helped win World War II. It put men on the Moon. It won the Cold War. Don’t ever sell yourselves short. All you need is a bit of prodding -- nothing much, say an attack on Pearl Harbor, or waking up to find Donald Trump your President ...

Vibranium ribs? Pffft. Gentlemen, we can rebuild her. We have the technology ...

No, this generation of Americans just hasn’t seen or felt the Shadow of Death yet. I don’t think your forebears of the G.I. Generation were that lazy. (But you’d have to check with Captain America about that.)

What you people also need is something like NAMFREL, the “NAtional Movement for FRee ELections” that sprang up during the last days of Ferdinand Marcos’ rule here in the Philippines.

On the one hand -- what did work to rein Trump rein? On the other hand -- GAH! There’s MORE? How dirty can one man get?

Keep your eyes on the prize, man.

That was, what? Back in 2016? By the standards of the Trump era that’s ancient history. So there’s been no attempt on Fox News during the latest round of insensate, up close and personal violence?

I have to ask this: has Fox News gotten any death threats lately? It’d make sense if it didn’t because naturally Trumpublicans won’t attack their Ministry of Love and Truth ...

Repercussions — well, there’s the Mueller probe, then his tax returns, then that lawsuit against Trump University, then that lawsuit Trump’s lawyers filed against a DEAD MAN, then … oh God, do I have to go on? I doubt I’ve even covered the last two months and already I’m losing track!

How much is anyone willing to bet the shooter turns out to be a Trumpublican neo-Nazi who’s mad that the Democrats retook Congress?

Don’t get sad. Get angry! 

This, very much this. Conveniently timed power outages? Disappearing voters? Gerrymandering? The Trumpublican Party’s just a hop, skip and a jump away from drafting alt-right gun freaks into death squads tasked with shooting anyone who dares vote against His Trumpiness.

Careful! It’s precisely because many Democratic candidates chose to be “bigger people” and focus on key issues like health care instead of slinging mud back at Trump and his Trumpublicans that they got elected. Which isn’t to say that Trump and the Trumpublican Party don’t need to go ASAP. But as close to the edge as…