They must be paying homage to Death Parade as one of those old animes. 2015 counts as old, right?

Do I even need to point out the orange amongst your apples in that analogy?

Biggest omission on the list IMO.

If you are one of those people who will NOT surrender even when it is obvious that victory is beyond our reach because of some code of "NEAR SURRENDER!!!1!one! seriously, drink bleach.

Actually more like one big hipster circlejerk pretending to be journalism.

Insofar as he's a big faceless dude in a metal suit with vaguely nautical origins, yes.

I don't see how anyone can decide that Nautilus or Jax are "run of the mill" designs but hey, hating on stuff on the internet definitely gives you the hipster edge so kudos to you.

The 69 also hints that (s)he has a proclivity toward raunchy sex acts, and is not afraid of announcing this to the world.

My compromise has been to mute anybody who says something even remotely toxic. Even if it isn't to me, I know that people who come into a match raging at somebody else could turn on me in a heartbeat.

Oh look, more concern pandering courtesy of the professionally offended.

Jezebel is that way ————>

This level of stupidity and danger coming soon to every unsecured government building and public place in Georgia! God bless 'Murica.

I literally just clicked on this hoping to use CLANNAD as an example of eyes-way-too-big disorder.

Adoring Fan > Hope Estheim. At least Adoring Fan held a torch. At least if Adoring Fan pissed you off you could stab him over and over until he stopped making noise at you. Hope is just there...through all three FFXIII games...and he will never go away.

Consequences for being willfully deceitful!? Not on MY internet!

Remember when Rare made good games? Yeah, me too. :( Then we got this piece of shit, and it was all downhill from there...

And Kotaku ultimately ended up being right about that game becoming FFXV despite Square Enix's denials...Not looking too good for Last Guardian.

Wait, wut?

I only just started playing this game today, and yes, this map looks so much better than the current iteration.

Point me out the over 1 in 6 18-24 year old men that say they haven't masturbated even once in the last year and I will point you out a bunch of damn liars.

Nobody has mistakenly called Ahri a kitsune in the comments yet? Wow.