I bet they wish they hadn't bothered getting the 7-year/70,000-mile warranty.
I bet they wish they hadn't bothered getting the 7-year/70,000-mile warranty.
Do we? I'm sharpening my horns right now!
It's not that tough to read, except the last symbol. It says, "Be sure to drink your" something.
"Yikes. Snowballs."
Apparently "noe" means "one of the". I'm glad to see that Gizmodo is continuing its efforts to introduce new and useful words to the English language.
Good, but the "response in kind" is never as clever as the original.
Damn it, I don't appreciate being led on like that! I assumed I just got to pick one— top or bottom— that then went away! What an absurd waste of cloth.
Might I recommend the math books from Danica McKellar? That seems a more appropriate outlet for *gasms.
What the hell is a one piece women's bathing suit? Which piece do they use?
I read about using the sleeve of paracord. There are loads of paracord colors available. I don't think the job looks quite as neat as I would like, but see what you think.
I think that the Banshee was the concept that the hero car from Knight Rider 2000 was based on. Interesting car, massive suckfest of movie.
Or drive in flip-flops. I got hit on my bike by a car because the 17-year driver's foot slipped out of her flip-flop. Fortunately, she only accelerated from a dead stop to whatever speed a Civic del Sol can reach on idle in about 4 feet, but it was still irritating.
Damn it, complete the formula! What times mass doesn't come from a store? Acceleration? Volume? What?
And giz is trying to make it seem like a boneheaded or deliberate move on the part of the execs. If they're not directly affirming the government's claims, they are certainly giving a concurrent condemnation; to wit:
Good heavens, man, what do you expect of them? When there's simply *nothing* going on in the world— nothing, I say!— what choice do they have but to make some people's utter stupidity look like someone else' moral failing?
Exactly. Mine looks *nothing* like that.
Seems like a pretty safe list. At least they didn't do something totally off the wall, completely absurd and crazy, like nominate a car crossover as truck of the year or something. I mean, I don't even know why I bring it up. No one would be *that* ridiculous.
Excellent. That works.
Ditto, but what's its power?