Aggh, you're right! Ok, I'll get 2!

And Microsoft is also arguably the most prominent member right now. And Intel is also arguably the most prominent member right now. And yet it's "Apple's... Alliance". Why? I wonder why they chose Apple, then, when others are, arguably, the most prominent right now. Hmm... why...

Once again... wrong. You can stop farking that chicken now. It's nothing but a handful of feathers and KY at this point. The "average person" not knowing about the BSA isn't a problem. They've already published 2 well-read articles about SOPA and the BSA without even mentioning Apple, and a third in which Apple…

Yes, it is a headline. And yes, Apple is just one of many. Some are prominent. Some aren't. Apple is one of several that is. So, again... why was it reported as "Apple's... Alliance"? You tried and failed to answer that. And it's not how it was reported before— at least not on this site. I posted nice, easy…

Any chance we could get a quick explanation of why the eff anyone should give a damn?

Rats... that's sort of my "go-to" move...

Really? Disingenuous? Pissing? "You people"? "Any reason"? Seems to me that I've been pretty clear about my reasons. I've explained clearly. How about this: You people stop your disingenuous pissing in defense of Gizmodo's constant Apple fellation. You'll just find any reason, won't you? See, I can do it,…

I was thinking an old sock would work great!

That's my vote, but then I also refer to Tauri and Lexi, and the singular of Infiniti is Infinitus.

Nope, it doesn't. You're right... they didn't come right out and say "BSA did something right finally, and it's all Apple's good influence!" It simply takes the first good thing that this group has done with regard to the legislation and prominently associates it with Apple. Why? Why is it Apple's alliance? Why…

Yes, it was, one of many.

The sucking up bit does not come from the fact that they're part of the BSA. It comes from the fact that when the BSA suddenly sees reason and decides that maybe this isn't a great bill, it's very suddenly and VERY prominently "Apple's... Alliance".

Why is it that half the time I try to play a video on this site it doesn't work? There's a white gradient bar at the top of the video and the play button does nothing.

Ditto. Why isn't it "Intel's Pro-Censorship Alliance..." or Dell's, or Microsoft's, or... you get the idea. Seriously, Sam... why?

Woah... I kinda want that phone... the one there with the 3860x540 resolution.

You said "phalluses" twice.

This is early, but when Christmas rolls around, I recommend ditching the whole thing and heading to the local Chinese restaurant. Remember to ask them to remove the head from the bird in the kitchen, not at the table. They'll do some very entertaining versions of Christmas classics— "Deck the Halls with Boughs of…

So here's a feature I'd like to see, particularly if I'm in a new city for a while. I'd like a GPS unit/app that can do a "show me a new route" trip plan. I'm going from A to B, and I want to see more of the city, so show me a different way than I took last time. It would have a sort of "inefficiency tolerance"…

Yup, particularly the idea that handmade != well made. A guy at the gym I go to was complaining that no one appreciates handmade goods now. He makes earphones by hand, you see, and his business just wasn't picking up. I asked to see a set. He showed me a weird, Franksteinian assemblage of ill-paired parts that I…

Well, last time I was there I... er... "marked" it. So, yeah, there's that...