this will never make it out of the greys I know. But it's awesome that you guys can't even be bothered to check on old articles from this exact blog from just a few months ago that totally contradict this one.

Because they don't cater to the masses. This site hates on anything that doesn't cater to the plus sized crowd.

For the same reason you're not allowed to try on undies or bathing suits next to skins. It's not hygienic.

I will never understand fashion. That's all.

I came down here to say just that. It's a well balanced beer, but I've had better double IPAs. It's certainly not the best beer in the world, and it's not worth all the hype. Hardcore Chimera from Finch's is in my opinion, far superior as an Imperial IPA, but gets 9 points less on BeerAdvocate.

Holy shit. I completely forgot about this. It's a good thing I can't get on this site at work anymore.

I thought the same thing. And then I thought about it. Anybody who sneaks into an abandoned stadium looking like they're ready to hit the club is most definitely a bro.

Because cops drive unmarked cars? I'm going to use that logic next time an unmarked vehicle pulls me over and I try to evade. Let's see how far I get.

If you talk like this, don't talk like this. If you give people compliments, don't give people compliments.

Hay! That made me smile.

I had BBQ chicken nachos the other night. The waitress asked if I wanted sour cream or ranch. I almost stabbed her with my fork.

Goddamn auto correct

This was great. I find it interesting that on a sports minded website, there are better written think pieces than those found on gawker and Jezebel in particular. Keep me coming. They're always great read.

Everyone is a potential rapist. Everyone is also a potential murderer, thief, scalawag, whatever. Kids see shit on TV and often times try to emulate their heroes. I felt that this was just trying to address how to have a potentially uncomfortable situation with your kids less so.

You clearly have no idea how jokes work.

See if can't get yourself Clown Shoes stouts. The Extremely Angry Beast is extremely delicious. Maine Beer Co is doing some fantastic work as well.

Keegan Ale Joe Mamas Milk is even better.

Ha! Good to know. On that note. I just had Maine Beer Co Mean Old Tom and Smuttynose S'muttonator tonight. I highly recommend both. Cheers!

At first I was going to get mad because I don't think there's anything wrong with being a beer snob. Then I remembered there's a big difference is preferring certain beers an sticking to those beers and insulting people who drink what you perceive as lesser beers. I'll pay a premium for a good beer every so often to…

My buddy got a 4 pack of swish an shared a can with me a few weeks ago. Hot damn it's a fantastic fucking beer.