I don't think you like New York stuff? Just a hunch.

you need a job at deadspin. Well done.

I think old guy had it. It looks like he gets 2 hands on it turning to the side and upper decker goes for the steal.

It's funny because it's an Android joke!

Guacamole isn't actually a fat. It's a dip made from avocados. Also, don't be so upset that an article on deadspin, a website that routinely publishes articles based on opinions, doesn't like Chipotle. You can still eat there. It's okay.

Are you a pico de gallo type of guy? If so, totally agree with you.

I guess it just depends where you live. Big cities and college towns probably do this more I'd imagine. Being in albany, ny though, we don't see it much. The places that do it generally suck to go to anyway.

you sound way too high and mighty for your own good. Stay out because you're a cheap dick is basically wha you're saying. Bars shouldn't charge covers just for the hell if it. You're already paying 400% markups for alcohol. Why the fuck should you have to pay for the "privilege" of simply being in th room?e

You know, you shit on these places but they do well. They do well because some people like them. It's fine if you enjoy steak houses. But some people are different than you. Just because a restaurant has "lady stuff" all over the place doesn't mean it's setting your quest for equality back. If you don't like it, don't…

it's streaming on Netflix.

heyo! Great burn brah! Hey, let's go to alpha alpha male later for the rohypnol themed kegger and crush some sweet pussy. Wear your jersey!

You played in Idaho. I have to imagine that it's much more fun there than playing at some big 10 school or wherever

you can also use "brah". Bro isn't always a bad thing. But when talking about lax bros it's not good.

So I'm told you were playing off the sterling nonsense for this joke. I'd like to apologize for being a dick.

I did not. I assumed it was just racist comments and didnt want to bother listening. Now I'm reading that comment in context and realize the error of my ways.

In all fairness, if it was a joke, which I don't think it was, it was a pretty shitty joke.

have you not ever been to this site before?

I'd take this over fish tacos ANY day.

I was going to try to come up with something clever to say to you. But I couldn't. You're just a douche.

Oh my god, a joke! How dare the writer of this article make one. Seriously though. Get over yourself. It's not that big a deal. Because you know, it's a joke.