“Itty bitty waist and a round thing in your face” (Baby, Oakland)

Christ, guys, I’m at work.

Initial get-off is below average

This is a 100% fair take.

fuck dallas nerd

Define adults...

maybe they should start investing some bare modicum of focus and dignity and effort into this thing they do for a living on television with many millions of people watching.

Profar had already tagged and was in the act of throwing by the time Smith goes into his slide. He was long since out and there was nothing to accomplish with the slide other than trying to take Profar out, which is what he accomplished.

Bill is spelled B-I-L-L, not B-E-N.

I wonder how many corporate bootlickers we’ll see in the comments of this. It always amazes me how many lemmings will instinctively take the side of the rich people when they shamelessly exploit people.

Oilers fan here. Why is everyone still playing? Doesn’t hockey normally end in March.

This was one of the first things I did after my daughter picked out her favorite stuffed animal. Bought a backup.

Pretty tough for him to be “not long for the T-Wolves” when they’re contractually obligated to pay him $147 million over the next five seasons.

+1 Charley Steiner can’t keep it together

Harden never becomes OKC’s top offensive outlet the way he did in Houston, Oladipo didn’t get traded there until Durant was gone (neither did Sabonis for that matter), Westbrook probably doesn’t become MVP with Durant still around...this scenario would be amazing but would never have played out.

It’s perfectly OK to admire someone for their good deeds and also laugh at them when they do hilariously bad shit!

“I would really like to stay at home, to keep my family together, I’m asking, I’m begging, please,” Ziegler said on courtroom video, according to ABC13.

Ah, right, the ol’ “hit em with ‘woke’” approach.

Wow to your ignorance sir.

This sort of content is 99% of the reason I’m still on the internet at all.