You know, if outlets like Kotaku stopped reporting on this shit, he would fade into the irrelevance he deserves. I had successfully forgotten he existed until I saw this. :/

“You’re the villain because you let me do this.  I’m doing this because I need to be stopped,” is some straight up super-villain shit.  Fuck this guy.

Not necessarily. Thor has always used Mjolnir in Norse Mythology; the lightning/thunder aspect is played up, down, or forgotten entirely depending on the particular tale of Thor a reader’s dealing with, but Mjolnir has always been his companion—he bashes in a number of giant skulls with it in the myths, so it follows…

But it’s not Densha De D, so it’s just disappointing.

Mate, what if I find a boat? How else am I gonna get that thing to move?

i spent the longest time looking for 404's path but it couldnt be found

Track: You’re Not Alone | Artist: Nobuo Uematsu | Album: Final Fantasy IX Original Soundtrack