Whats worse is the thought that our future is being shaped/twisted by McTurtle and President Agent Orange.  If they added a third seat.... f u c k

The Economist’s concept is a very good one, but you know that GOP weasels like Mitch McConnell will find a way around this and fuck things up because they are completely without morals and the Democrats are too fucking passive to stand up to them 

Reminds me of that dilemma often posed to these people. “A fertility clinic housing 500 embryos is on fire. A 2 year old child runs into the building. You can either save the embryos or save the child, which do you choose?”

“Trump says his tax returns are “extremely complex” and “my base wouldn’t understand them” 

The meltdown that’s going to happen once the House subpoenas Trump’s tax returns, or when Mueller finally drops indictments on people like Don Jr. and Roger Stone, is going to be end of “Raiders of the Lost Ark” esque.

And now imagine what these people are going to be like when Trump’s back is against the wall and he starts giving commands that they need to protect their president at all costs.

My sister has autism - Aspergers. She’s kind, thinks of others, is incredibly concious that she might upset people sometimes, and has worked hard to be empathetic, to recognise tone and body language, and to be as socially ‘normative’ as possible.

Obviously I can’t speak to how he would be diagnosed if he were a real person... but for what it’s worth I believe the writers have explicitly stated that the character does not have autism. Their intention is that he’s just a dick.

You cannot reason someone out of a position they didn’t reason themselves into.

Yeah, there is literally NO reason, aside from (possibly) pitty, that any of them would ever continue to be friends with him.

That’s why I stopped watching. In real life, somewhere along the line, someone would have let loose on him. He became obnoxious and hurtful, and I can’t imagine any amount of affection for him would counter that.

Cardboard mini-fridge box.

When does the office pool start for the time of Trump’s congratulatory phone call to this fellow-monster?

She’s still in a crappy romcom, just with more diamonds...

FALSE FLAG!!!!

No Megyn Kelly Tomorrow

So, Megyn Kelly Not Today?

There are some people who just squander every ounce of help they get, so no matter what you do for them they will always need more.

Good luck trying to fit an armchair in the freezer

Most rom-coms would be 2 minutes long if effective communication and emotional intelligence were involved.