No puppet.

God save us from President Pence.

That is the face of a man who did not see this coming.

He does not look comfortable or happy.

“A lot of this is the fact that Obama was an ineffective president.”

Yeah, no change.

It’s sad (ahem) and fascinating. I have both undergrad and grad degrees in psychology/counseling, and during all studies I remember thinking that the classification of narcissist was sort of fabulist in itself...as in, surely no single person acts out in all these ways.

There are so many “toss-up” states going by recent polling that it’s terrifying enough. There’s a very good chance that Hillary wins but doesn’t get past 300, which would be the closest election since 2004.

Nope, not mine. Did you lose one?

While trudging away from Wrigley in search of a cab home last night this morning I was passed by a man in a gorilla suit, no mask, with a Cubs jersey over it. The name on the back said “Harambez” and he was shouting “Dicks out for Harambe.”

That’s how their inflatable life raft of a father always looked in public in te 80's and 90's....the Derek Zoolander grouper fish puckered asshole mouth

I am childless-by-choice and I DO think, compared to the parents out there, I have a VERY carefree life. It’s just easier; I think it’s OK to admit that.

This is what I came here to say. I’m not trying to be brave, I’m just trying to live my life.

I seriously do not feel brave . I want  people to respect my choice without there being a reason for it. like fuck off already.

Yeah, I’ve kind of gotten used to the fact that whenever a friend has kids that I’ll see less of her. Not because she doesn’t socialize anymore, but because she will mostly socialize with other people who have kids. I mean, I understand the reasons why, but it still makes me kind of sad.

Or they say: “Shit, that was intense. I need to watch more baseball.”

Manfred might say it’s driving fans away. I call it baseball, and he can fuck right off. That whole chess match was thrilling as fuck.

For all we know there wouldn’t be a game 6 without his appearance.

It was flagged for leading with the helmet.

The thing is, you can do it if you pace. Or else you can drink yourself sober.